Weekly Cursed Item

Got one more for you this week.
Humorous Cursed Item No.2
Enjoy!

    Belt of Your Momma's Purse

This large pouch acts like a small bag

of holding, but everything the player

puts into the pouch will have a

permanent cheap perfume smell to it.

When the player goes for a item, there

is a chance that he or she will pull out a

random item ( 1 in 20 chance )

Random list ( roll 1d10 )

1- 15 coupons to a local food vender.

2- A string of fake pearls( worthless).

3- A pair of cheap and ugly earrings

( worth 5 gp )

4- A small metal tube. When opened a

bright red wax is inside. The tube has a

twist at the bottom to push out the red

wax.

5- A black pair of granny glasses.

6- Two tan silk panty hose (worth 5 gp)

7- 20 pieces of odd colored corn

( candy corn, that has gone past being

good )

8- A small mirror in a case with a small

brush. A hard tan powder sits at the

bottom of the case.

9- A hair brush ( worthless)

10- A clear tube with a clear jell inside.

When applied to any dry or sunburned

spots, it will moisten one's skin ( 10

uses, worth 10 gp )