Weekly Cursed Item

Seems like everyone has a " Blank Something" every week they post. Got me thinking. What should I do? Has to be something different. How about a weekly humorous cursed item. Sure, why not. So here's it is.

                 Cat Pole

This metal 10' pole has a rubber-like

handle, a brass lever on the handle with

a wire leading up to a loop on the end.

In the center of the pole it unscrews for

easy transport.

The pole is cursed. Anyone who

possesses this pole will not be able to

get ride of the pole for it will return 12

hours later in their backpack or just

lying next to them in the morning. After

using the pole more than 5 times, the

player will start to notice 1D4 domestic

cats start to follow him or her. The cats

will always stay at a distance unless the

player feeds them, then 2D8 more cats will

join the pack.

If the player harms any of the felines,

he or she will began to grow whiskers

and will have the craving for more and

more fresh fish.